Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me
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(Source: cineraria)
what have i done
You made a vagina that licks you back
BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]
game of thrones pickup lines part 1
If you hear “You look like my brother” from Cersei: run. Just run like hell.
Goober Mane: I wonder how many people identify as genderqueer in Somalia
Oh, wait. I forgot. Those people have actual problems.
I’m from a “third world country” and to add to that I’m from a very conservative predominantly Muslim country. I’m about to drop a BOMB SHELL on you, bro.
There are gay people. There are…
Immerse burn in cool water for 15 minutes
-Acidreign
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
hey
you know who’s cute today?
you
you know who’s cute every day?
you
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Would probably be crying right now if it didn’t all feel so surreal.
I don’t wanna be away from Reed.
